Thursday 13 :: Things That Make Me Go Hmmm…

JENNA BAYLEY-BURKE
Currently: I’m trying to work while the baby does the Jumperoo…and hoping the boys don’t notice Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is on…and STILL reworking the partial of the lawyers book…
Mood: Hopeful the new year will bring good things
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  1. Celebutants. Why?
  2. The economy. We need to get 30 mom’s who saved all year to get the kids a Wii for the holidays in a room with these CEO’s and explain budgeting to them.
  3. Tanning beds. Just spray tan, people. It’s not worth the risk to ‘earn’ your tan. Buy it like the celbrities do
  4. Annoying phrases. “I personally…” think you should stop being redundant. “With all due respect” means you’re about to be rude.
  5. Why people sign up for reality television. They know they have to eat bugs. It’s on every freaking show. Why feign surprise?
  6. What happened to the B Drive on our computers? Don’t you wonder what’s in it? Probably cookies.
  7. Has anyone ever seen the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star in a room at the same time? I think not!
  8. Pirates. Only sexy in fiction.
  9. Slept like a baby. Let me tell you folks…babies don’t sleep much!
  10. Facebook, Twitter, YouTube…I have social networking exhaustion. I can’t do it anymore.
  11. Hugh Grant. Benicio del Torro. There are some ‘sexy’ men that have the opposite effect on me.
  12. Commando. I’d bet good money every commando is wearing underpants right now.
  13. The End. When you read, it’s the end. When you write, it means it’s time to edit. And revise. And rework. Then flesh out…..yeah….

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Comments

Thursday 13 :: Things That Make Me Go Hmmm… — 11 Comments

  1. Yaoza, Jenna! I’m with you on every single one of those! Especially the celebutants, the pirates (who I love in fiction only), the… okay, all of them.

    Annoying phrases. The one that makes me curl my lip is “I don’t mean to offend anyone but…”

    That clearly means offense is coming, only you’re not allowed to take offense because the speaker has already excused herself. Nope, offensiveness is still offensive.

  2. Commando. I’d bet good money every commando is wearing underpants right now.

    Bwa-ha. I volunteer to lead the expedition to discover the truth, once and for all! Heck, throw the Scottsmen in there too!

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